BTOWN

Experience: Boomtown

Going to boomtown is an experience that will stay with my and my creative style forever. It really was life changing. It was the first time that I felt part of a community that was built upon an hedonism of peace and love for all.

I have been going to Boomtown for four years and each time it get better and I have a different experience every time.

Boomtown is a music festival but they pride themselves on being a pop up city. It is an interactive experience with quests and naughty bass.

Tale1: I drop acid in the morning and it took about 2hrs to hit. Once I was up I went exporing. I started in uptown.

Nipple Rubbing

Where there was massive pigs dressed as bankers. There was also cross dresser. They had big wads on money that they used they where giving people but only if they did something for it in return. I went up to one of the cross dressing prosatutes and asked if I could have some money. They shouted at me 'Earn it!' in a panic and thrill I took off my top and rubbed my nipples sticking out my tounge. They throw some money at me and called me 'disgusting'. I repeat this process a couple of time until I had a wad of my own. I then asked 'what can I do with the money?' they pointed at the bank and said put it in there.

The Bank

I went to the bank and there was a que outside. They made up shout 'we want more dept!' and then the banker let in two groups of people. I wasnt one of them. Annoyed that I had been left out. I went up the banker and put a note in his pocket and said keep the change. He stop me screaming 'stop right there! Now you going in the bank go to the left and sit on the fucking chair! Because you are a ... LEGEND! NO GO!' Everyone clapped and I went in sat on the chair and everyone danced around me for a while. Then the magic stoped.

Getting a Loan

I then qued up in the bank for about 15 minutes chatting shit with the bankers about how I was going to make money. I came up with the idea to brain wash children to be the most ruthless banker of course when they made their money they had to split the profits with us. Once I got to speak the banker manager. She was a character. Making us roll around on the floor spraying whipped cream into our mouth shouting 'we love dept' 'we love money' while she showered us with fake boomtown notes. Eventually she told us to get out but we didnt have an loan and no money! So We grabbed as much as we from the floor and run out. While everyone shouted shame! shame! shame!

Boomtown is clever and satirical copy of our world. It takes young ravers and shows them an experience they will never forget while educating them about the dangers of the real world.

http://www.boomtownfair.co.uk/